Teaching children

Children Learn What They Live
By Dorothy Law Nolte

          If children live with criticism,
               They learn to condemn.
          If children live with hostility,
               They learn to fight.
          If children live with ridicule,
               They learn to be shy.
          If children live with shame,
               They learn to feel guilty.
          If children live with encouragement,
               They learn confidence.
          If children live with tolerance,
               They learn to be patient.
          If children live with praise,
               They learn to appreciate.
          If children live with acceptance,
               They learn to love.
          If children live with approval,
               They learn to like themselves.
          If children live with honesty,
               They learn truthfulness.
          If children live with security,
               They learn to have faith in themselves and others.
          If children live with friendliness,
               They learn the world is a nice place in which to live.

          Copyright © 1972/1975 by Dorothy Law Nolte

          Translation to Bahasa Melayu....

English  to Malay translation

           Jika kanak-kanak hidup dengan kritikan,
               Mereka belajar untuk mengutuk.
          Jika kanak-kanak hidup dengan permusuhan,
               Mereka belajar untuk melawan.
          Jika kanak-kanak hidup dengan cemuhan,
               Mereka belajar untuk menjadi pemalu.
          Jika kanak-kanak hidup dengan rasa malu,
               Mereka belajar untuk merasa bersalah.
          Jika kanak-kanak hidup dengan dorongan,
               Mereka belajar keyakinan.
          Jika kanak-kanak hidup dengan toleransi,
               Mereka belajar untuk bersabar.
          Jika anak hidup dengan pujian,
               Mereka belajar untuk menghargai.
          Jika anak hidup dengan penerimaan,
               Mereka belajar untuk menyayangi,
          Jika kanak-kanak hidup dengan kelulusan,
               Mereka belajar menyukai diri mereka sendiri.
          Jika kanak-kanak hidup dengan kejujuran,
               Mereka belajar kebenaran.
          Jika anak hidup dengan keselamatan,
               Mereka belajar untuk mempunyai kepercayaan di dalam diri mereka dan lain-lain.
          Jika kanak-kanak hidup dengan keramahan,
               Mereka belajar dunia adalah tempat yang bagus untuk hidup.

"A Good Husband "

The Good Husband


Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.

Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose!! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.

He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian"

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His 16 year old son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son.. what happened last night?"

"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door. Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??"

His son replies, "Oh THAT... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and When she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, I'm married!!"

Source : SMSTSP Alumni..

Omputih...

I am in tears.... LOL

I am in tears !!!!............from LOL.
________________________________________

Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
'My Mobile No. has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'


Ah Beng: I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying?
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are studying him.


Ah Beng: Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.


Ah Beng: If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng: No, I'll also stay with your sister.


Ah Beng: People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng: When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! U have
come again.


Ah Beng complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing, except
the TV in my house.'
Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?'
Ah Beng: 'I was watching TV news'


Ah Beng comes back to his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine' He
writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for complement.'


How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher
erases the board.


Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather
forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other
hand it would be hot.


Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and says
'Hello, how did you know I was here?'


Ah Beng: Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?


Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense.
Ah Beng: The future tense is 'u will go to jail'


Ah Beng told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'
Servant: 'It's already raining.'
Ah Beng: 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'


source : unknown